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Published on Wednesday, December 6, 2000
INTERNET
St Chad's
gracious abdication salutary lesson for stay-put Al
ANGELIQUE CHRISAFIS in
London
The Web site of the parish church of St Chad's,
Lichfield, in the heart of England, has seen its hits jump from four
to more than 300 a day as US voters type the word chad into search
engines and click on anything that might explain the bizarre nature
of their election.
US polling officials have pored over thousands of ballot papers
trying to detect voter intention in the tiny punched squares,
categorising them as hanging chads (largely detached from the ballot
paper), swinging chads (half-detached), dimpled chads (indented) and
pregnant chads (bulging).
Officials have walked the length of counting rooms, scooping up
fallen chads with the gum from sticky-backed notes.
But when the Washington Times quipped at the weekend that St Chad
might be the patron saint of disputed elections, the Web site of the
small Lichfield church suddenly appeared on political news sites,
despite bearing no reference to the US election, just a list of
church services, articles of local interest and a welcome note to
pilgrims. Northern Ilinois University now has a link to the parish
Web site on its Whitehouse 2000 election page.
In St Chad's online guest book, Chad Walker, from Georgia, wrote:
"Being named Chad and well aware of the importance of bits of paper
called chads I have been embarrassed by it all. Your Web site has
restored some dignity to my name for me."
St Chad humbly stood down as bishop of the Northumbrians in AD667
after a dispute over who should be appointed. Visiting the British
church's Web site, Sean Fitzpatrick, from Upper Darby, Pennsylvania,
wrote: "The story of St Chad is a delicious coincidence. Al Gore
would have said 'One Roman bishop!? There were Three! I want a
recount.' Then he would have claimed to have been the model for
Beowulf."
Another US visitor, Tracy, said: "The fact that there is a St
Chad, and that he is revered because of his humility when he stepped
down as bishop of York, is seen as delicious irony here. If only our
own candidates would follow St Chad's example!"
Jill Warren, rector of St Chad's 16,000 souls, said: "We are
delighted at the number of hits. Surfers, scraping the barrel for
stories on chads, have hit our site and this is a new way of
reaching out to people."
The volunteer who created and runs the site, Stephen Smith, has
put in extra hours to respond to US messages in the guest book.
"Normally, we get one message every six weeks, about the history of
the saints or related issues. We have just had nine chad messages in
one weekend."
He said he did not expect to attract chad-generated advertising
revenue.
"Once the election has been sorted out, our traffic will go back
to normal," Mr Smith said.
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